December 2011
76 posts
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Jay-Z & Kanye West (17)
Paul Simon (15)
Hall & Oates (13)
Jay-Z (11)
Van Morrison (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Beard Compliment Translations
cheaface:
theprincessleah:
roryoconnor:
demonica:
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My...
cigarette break between cookie making
if loving you is wrong, i don’t wanna be surgeon general.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Jay-Z & Kanye West (69)
Bon Iver (7)
New Young Pony Club (3)
Jay-Z (3)
John Mayer (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I just decided to track a recipe tag
I'm going to make the shit out of these tomorrow. →
didyouhearmekitten:
I Believe In A Thing Called...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Erykah Badu (31)
Jay-Z & Kanye West (23)
Lady Gaga (11)
Coldplay (6)
JAY-Z (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
nailed it!
I was hitting up all the puns this afternoon/evening at work. Like, totally on my A-game. Sleep deprivation was just what my comedic mind needed.
Such gems as:
“This lady thought the vests were $15, but it was in fact a mythical creature. Like, the Lochness Monster. The Loch VEST Monster. Nailed it!”
Okay maybe not comedy gold but I was on a ROLL.
I wish someone would volunteer to keep me company until I go to work today. My sleep schedule’s been effed for like, two weeks, and instead of sleeping last night, I’m planning on getting it back on track by staying up (instead of going to sleep at like 5/6/7am) and then coming home from work and passing out… especially so I can be at work by 9:30 tomorrow morning.
The only...
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what in the world
I just used the phrase “Cookie justice” in a text message. Like, who says that? And who repeats it out loud to herself as a way of reiterating that it’s an awesome thing they just typed out and they’re really proud of it?
I immediately regret that decision.
about that picture i just posted
sign of the times: I just sent that picture to the 3 other girls in it.. for one, it’s fucking hilarious; and secondly, i am friends with our managers on facebook, and while they know we had the bachelorette party, I don’t want to put the picture on facebook until I get the okay from the girls and take security measures to prevent my managers from seeing it. you know, just in case of...
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friends coming over
diamondsandcharcoal:
free-radiical:
guess I should put my bra on
NEVER
true
effyeahenglishmajor replied to your post: friends coming over
I mean I could wear it like a mask again…
“It kinda smells like cardamom.”