I mean, if you were able to build a sex robot that looked like Jude Law, how big would you make its penis? Would it be adjustable to suit different preferences? Could it turn into a vagina? Be both at the same time time? Could it be a mouth? Would it ejaculate artificial semen, or could you load it with a cartridge of chocolate syrup to satisfy your sweet tooth?
I need to know these things.
shit facebook, I just wanted to post something witty about cats
and here you are like
what’s on your mind Becky
what is it
you’re totally thinking about Ryan Gosling again aren’t you
aren’t you
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I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
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All those feels
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Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com
cool cool
I don’t know why this is so funny to me.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.” Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ta9niSn41qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.”
Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]
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KL7: "Revenge" Drinking Game -
kl7:
With the end of the season comes the end of one of my favorite traditions that began at the beginning of the season — the Wednesday night “Revenge” viewing party I have with friends.
Somewhere along the way we decided some pretty simple rules to a drinking game for the show, which follow…
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* not posting to get attention, but to remember why I was crying.
I am crying because there were some African American guys at my door and I didn’t know what the hell to do.. They kept ringing the door bell. I turned off every sound. I walked quietly to the bathroom and hid. I fell to the floor, weak & scared. Not knowing what to do, I started crying quietly to myself. They wouldn’t leave. They kept ringing and ringing the doorbell. I was really scared.. They didn’t leave ‘til about 5 minutes later. Now, I keep crying because that was a moment where I felt I was going to die.
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