i am serious, and don't call me shirley.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.” Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.”

Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

[Top Text: ”Did you hear the one about the flute section?”

Bottom Text: “No one else could hear it, either”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “NEW FLIP FLOPS IN AT OLD NAVY.”

Bottom Text: “SMELL IS INTOXICATING.”]

I work at Old Navy, I love it there, especially now that the flip flops are in… I don’t know if it’s just me, but I think the new plastic smells so good, I get sort of distracted by it while I’m trying to work… Creepy, I know.

funny, i work there and i feel the exact opposite.

LOL EVERY DAMN TIME

(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WORK IN FITTING ROOM”

Bottom Text: “HAVE SOMEONE HAND YOU PANTS THAT ARE BOTH INSIDE OUT AND HUNG UP UPSIDEDOWN.”]

every day

i have not yet given in to pinterest hype. why, world.

(Source: ilovecharts, via thisiswhyyourestillsingle)

foodfuckery:

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Happy macaron day!

From La Tête de Légumes.

if only i had money for amelie’s right now.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “”AFTER I SIGN, DO I HIT ‘COMPLETE’ OR ‘CLEAR’?”.”

Bottom Text: “THINK ABOUT IT.”]

I work at JCPenney and I get this question from every other customer all day long. I can’t understand how this can be so difficult. The “complete” option should be fairly self-explanatory.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “SCANNED HALF OF CUSTOMER’S ITEMS”

Bottom Text: “I’M USING A WIC CHECK BY THE WAY.”]

seriously. fuck this.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Not a Robin, but I thought you would appreciate this!

fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

1st submission I am 23 years young and uber excited for this blog. I am a US size 18/20. I am 5’6 and weight 265. Outfit deets: Pleather jacket forever 21 size 1x Tank top forever 21 1x Tube top turned into a mini skit American Apparel size large

girl get it

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HEY IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE OUT HERE.”

Bottom Text: “NO ASSCLOWN, WE HAVE A SURPLUS OF NEW MERCHANDISE IN THE BACK JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO ASK.”]